I just had to post these computer nerd quotes. Once you [geeks] read them, it’ll make sense.
Never trust a computer nerd who doesn’t have their own domain.
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
Scott Adams, Dogbert
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Murphy’s Laws of Technology
Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.
Jeremy S. Anderson
I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that’s true, then there really aren’t any stupid people. Just people running DOS.
Hope you had a good laugh! =0)