It seems StumbleUpon has recently been getting the “slashdot” effect:
What’s with the username-password info? And the ton of arrays?
It seems StumbleUpon has recently been getting the “slashdot” effect:
What’s with the username-password info? And the ton of arrays?
I just had to post these computer nerd quotes. Once you [geeks] read them, it’ll make sense.
Never trust a computer nerd who doesn’t have their own domain.
Michael Horowitz
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot.
Dave Barry
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
Scott Adams, Dogbert
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
Scott Adams
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Murphy’s Laws of Technology
Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.
Anonymous
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
Marcus Dolengo
There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.
Jeremy S. Anderson
I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that’s true, then there really aren’t any stupid people. Just people running DOS.
Anonymous
Hope you had a good laugh! =0)
Disclaimer: If you’re not Filipino, you may not understand nor get the humor of this. If so, please move on. =0)
Here are recently registered Chinese baby names born in the Philippines:
Born during the night = Andy Lim
Born blind = Kenneth Sy
Born being swindled = Lino Co
Born while cooking = Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child = Sam Po
Born while being courted = Lily Gaw
Born fat = Bob Uy
Born little = Kathy Ting
Born different = Eva Yan
Born with porridge = Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone = Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King
Born during Sunday = Lyn Go
Born with malice = Mali Sia
Born angry with someone = Ally Tan
Born with picture = Lara Huan
Born with sweets = Ken Dy
Born undefined = Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath = Lily Go
Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying = Bill Li
Born secretly = Tina Go
Born to pass flatus = Otto Tin
Born ugly = Kaw Yan
Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong
Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong
May reklamo ka??? = Nath Ting